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If you think we can't vote, wait 'til you see us drive. |
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Home of electile dysfunction. |
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We count more than you do. |
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If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56
states. |
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We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed. |
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Relax, Retire, Re-Vote. |
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Viagra voters do it again! |
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Where your vote counts and counts and counts. |
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This is what you get for taking Elian away from us. |
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We don't just cheat in football. |
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We're number one! Wait! Recount! |
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Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice. |
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Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida. |
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Sign on I-95: Florida this way. No that way.
Five miles. Wait...ten miles. |
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What comes after 17,311? |
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This isn't good when Alabama counts faster than us! |
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Once is never enough! |
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We would do a recount but we've run out of fingers and toes! |
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Don't blame me, I voted for Gore, I think. |
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Don't blame me, my vote didn't count. |
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We're retired --no wait-- we're retarded! |
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Don't count on us! |
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Home of the edible chad. |
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Bumbling better than ever! |
