Confucius Say
He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!
To make egg roll, push it.
Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy...
He who fart in church sit in own pew.
Bread that is cast upon water gets soggy and sinks.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.
Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus.
“Man who run in front of car, get tired; Man who run behind car, get
exhausted”
“Passionate kiss like spiders web - soon lead to undoing of fly.”
“Foolish man give wife grand piano; wise man give wife upright organ.”
“Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok”
“Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.”
“Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.”
“War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.”
“Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.”
“Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night.”
“Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!”
“Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!”
“It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.”
“Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!”
“Man who sit on tack get point!”
“Man who lives in glass house should change in basement”
“He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.”
“Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk”
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