FAIRY TALE JOKES

HUNCHBACK'S WIFE: I'm getting worried about that back of yours. It looks really awful. Perhaps you should see a doctor.

Eventually, after a lot of persuasion the Huchback goes to the doctor.

DOCTOR:I want you to get undressed. ( Hunchback removes jacket then stops)

HUNCHBACK:I don't like getting undressed.

DOCTOR:If you want me to examine your back you'll have to get undressed. ( Hunchback removes his shirt but leaves his vest on.)

HUNCHBACK:I don't like showing people my back. They always laugh at me.

DOCTOR:Do you want me to examine your back or not? ( Very reluctantly the hunchback removes his vest ( woollen undergarment in UK ))

DOCTOR:How long is it since you were at school?

HUNCHBACK:Over 30 years. Why?

DOCTOR:Did you ever wonder what happened to your satchel?

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes asked: "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see".

Watson said "I see millions and millions of stars".

Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"

Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes: "Elementary, my dear Watson. Somebody stole our tent".

Q. What does a wicked witch like to read in the newspaper?
A. Her horror scope!

Q. Why do dragons sleep all day?
A. So they can fight knights!

Q. Why was Cinderella such a lousy baseball player?
A. She had a pumpkin for a coach!

Q.Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?
A. She always ran away from the ball!

Q. Why were the giant's fingers only eleven inches long?
A. Because if they were twelve inches long, they'd be a foot!

Q. What would you get if you crossed the ugly duckling with a cow?
A. Milk and quackers.

Q. What do frog princes like to eat with their hamburgers?
A. French flies.

Q. What would you get if you crossed Bo Peep's littlest sheep with a karate expert?
A. Lamb chops.

Q. What would you get if you crossed the Snow Queen with a vampire?
A. Frost bite!

Q. What's pink, has a curly tail and drinks blood?
A. A hampire.

Q. Why are the wicked witch twins so confusing?
A. It's hard to tell which witch is which!

Q. What did Cinderella say when her photographs weren't ready?
A. "Some day my prints will come!"

Q. What's Snow White's brother's name?
A. Egg White! Get the yolk?

Q. Why was Snow White kicked out of Disney Land?
A. She kept sitting on Pinnochio's face and saying 'Lie you bastard, lie!'

Q. Did you hear the sad news that all of the California raisins are dead?
A. All the police know so far is that it is a cereal killer...

Q. What do you get when a Unicorn is runover by a Mac truck?
A. "Creamed" corn.

Q. What do you call the best student at Unicorn school?
A. The "A"corn.

Q. What do Unicorns call their father?
A. "Pop" corn.

Q. What do Unicorns use for money?
A. Corn "Bread."

Q. Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
A. "t'da dump, t'da dump, t'da dump dump dump."

Q. What's big, savage, and goes "shhhhhhhhhhhhh".
A. Conan the Librarian.

Q How did Capt. Hook die?
A. Jock itch!

Q. Have you heard of the 'Divorce Barbie'?
A. She comes with all of Kens stuff...