FAIRY TALE JOKES
HUNCHBACK'S WIFE: I'm getting worried about that back of yours. It looks really awful. Perhaps you should see a doctor.
Eventually, after a lot of persuasion the Huchback goes to the doctor.
DOCTOR:I want you to get undressed. ( Hunchback removes jacket then stops)
HUNCHBACK:I don't like getting undressed.
DOCTOR:If you want me to examine your back you'll have to get undressed. ( Hunchback removes his shirt but leaves his vest on.)
HUNCHBACK:I don't like showing people my back. They always laugh at me.
DOCTOR:Do you want me to examine your back or not? ( Very reluctantly the hunchback removes his vest ( woollen undergarment in UK ))
DOCTOR:How long is it since you were at school?
HUNCHBACK:Over 30 years. Why?
DOCTOR:Did you ever wonder what happened to your satchel?
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes asked: "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see".
Watson said "I see millions and millions of stars".
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes: "Elementary, my dear Watson. Somebody stole our tent".
Q. What does a wicked witch like to read in the newspaper?
Q. Why do dragons sleep all day?
Q. Why was Cinderella such a lousy baseball player?
Q.Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?
Q. Why were the giant's fingers only eleven inches long?
Q. What would you get if you crossed the ugly duckling with a cow?
Q. What do frog princes like to eat with their hamburgers?
Q. What would you get if you crossed Bo Peep's littlest sheep with a karate
Q. What would you get if you crossed the Snow Queen with a vampire?
Q. What's pink, has a curly tail and drinks blood?
Q. Why are the wicked witch twins so confusing?
Q. What did Cinderella say when her photographs weren't ready?
Q. What's Snow White's brother's name?
Q. Why was Snow White kicked out of Disney Land?
Q. Did you hear the sad news that all of the California raisins are dead?
Q. What do you get when a Unicorn is runover by a Mac truck?
Q. What do you call the best student at Unicorn school?
Q. What do Unicorns call their father?
Q. What do Unicorns use for money?
Q. Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
Q. What's big, savage, and goes "shhhhhhhhhhhhh".
Q How did Capt. Hook die?
Q. Have you heard of the 'Divorce Barbie'?