Wise Advice From Kids 

  1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10 
  2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer 
  him. - Michael, 14 
  3. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8 
  4. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9 
  5. Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13 
  6. Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13 
  7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10 
  8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. - 
  Taylia, 11 
  9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school
  assignment. - Traci, 14 
  10. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers. Mitchell, 12
  11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. Andrew, 9 
  12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9 
  13. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, 9 
  14. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie, 11 
  15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. - Naomi, 15 
  16. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9 
  17. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. Joel, 10 
  18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on 
  the phone. - Alyesha, 13 
  19. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14