Some weird and maybe cynical bits of wisdom from some unlikely places...

Have any more? Let me know and I'll post them!

1.The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
- Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

2.Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
- Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

3.Beauty is only a light switch away.
- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.

4.I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
- Houghton Library, Harvard University.  Cambridge, Massachusetts.

5.Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
- Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.

6.God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust?
- The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.

7.Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
- The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

8. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her crap.
- Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

9. At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
- Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.

10. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
- Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.

11. Make love, not war.-Hell, do both, get married!
- Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.

12.  God is dead. -Nietzsche;   Nietzsche is dead. - God
- The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.

13. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
- Revolution Books. New York, New York.

14. A Woman's Rule of Thumb:  If it has tires or testicles, you're
going to have trouble with it.
- Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.