Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

• Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
• Someone call the janitor; were going to need a mop.
• Bo! Bo! Come back with that!  Bad dog!
• Wait a minute, if this is the spleen, then what's that?
• Hand me that....uh...that....uh......thingie
• Oh, no!  I know I had my wristwatch on when I came in here.
• Oops!  Hey, has anyone survived 500 milliliters of this stuff before?
• Everybody stand back!!  I lost my contact lens.
• Could you stop that thing from beating?  Its throwing my concentration off.
• What's this thing doing here?
• I hate it when there is missing stuff in here.
• Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.  Besides this guys got two of'em.
• That's cool!!  Now can we make his leg twitch?
• I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
• Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
• Sterile, schmerile.  The floors clean, right?
• Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
• OK, now take a picture from this angle.  This is truly a freak of nature.
• This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
• Nurse, did this patient sign his organ donation card?
• Don't worry, I think its sharp enough.
• Rats!  Page 47 of the manual is missing!