Dec 22 - Jan 20
Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okra have
tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of
his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies!
Jan 21 - Feb 19
Chitlins often come from humble backgrounds. Many times they're uncomfortable
talking about just where they came from. A chitlin, however, can make something of
himself if he's motivated and has plenty of seasoning. When it comes to dealing with
Chitlins, be very careful. Chitlins can burn and then erupt like Vesuvius, and this can
make for a really terrible mess. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra. Remember that
when marriage time rolls around.
Feb 20- Mar 20
You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things,
and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say,
you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their
right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.
Mar 21- April 20
You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. It's a cinch to
recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are the key words
here. You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not
going to be easy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not.
APR 21 - May 21
When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to
withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so
withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not
psychologically healthy, but seems to work for you. One day, however, it won't work and
you may find your problems actually running you over.
May 22 - June 21
Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're always hanging around the water
cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf
course, the bathtub to the living room. You tend to be not particularly attractive
physically, but you have very, very good heads.
June 22- July 23
Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the "melting pot"
life and share their essence with the essence of those around them. Collards make
good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal
life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save
yourself a lot of heartache.
July 24 - Aug 23
Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although one: Whiskers may cause
problems for loved ones. Your catfish are never easy people to understand. You prefer the
muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from
Aug 24 - Sept 23
Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to huddle together with a
big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel, thought so maybe you should think about
joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or bacon or
butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you
Sept 24 - Oct 23
You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you
best -- your friends and loved ones-may find that your personality is much too salty, and
their criticism will probably affect you deeply because you are really much softer than
you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain
way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will always
pull over and stop for you.
October 24 - Nov 22
Always invite a Butter Bean because Butter Beans get along well with everybody.
You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the vine of life and you feel at
home no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you too, shouldn't
have anything to do with Moon Pies.
Nov 23 - Dec 21
You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle. A good
evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms and insects. You are a
throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned
with anything about today. You're really almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior
patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but Possum is another somewhat
kinky, mating possibility.