You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If.......

• Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.
• You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
• You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
• At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
• There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
• You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
• You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
• You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
• You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets.
• You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
• You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit.
• The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
• Wookies are offended by your B.O.
• You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
• You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
• You have ever used a light-saber to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.
• Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
• You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light.