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your stall warning plays "Dixie." |
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your cross-country flight plan uses flea
markets as check points. |
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you think sectionals charts should show
trailer parks. |
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you've ever used moonshine as avgas. |
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you have mud flaps on your wheel pants. |
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you think GPS stands for going perfectly
straight. |
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your toothpick keeps poking your mike. |
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you constantly confuse Beechcraft with
Beechnut. |
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just before impact, you are heard saying,
"Hey y'all, watch this!" |
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you have a black airplane with a big #3 on the
side. |
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you've ever just taxied around the airport
drinking beer. |
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you use a Purina feed bag for a windsock. |
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you fuel your wizzbang 140 from a Mason jar. |
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you wouldn't be caught dead flyin' a Grumman
"Yankee." |
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you refer to flying in formation as "We
got ourselves a convoy!" |
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there is a sign on the side of your aircraft
advertising your septic tank service. |
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the set of "matched luggage" you
take on your long cross-country flights is three grocery sacks
from the same Piggly Wiggly! |
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when you are the owner of Red Neck Airlines
and pilot of Redneck One. |
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you subscribe to The Southern Aviator because
of the soft paper! P.S. If you don't believe me, try cleaning
yourself with one of those slick magazines. |
