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"I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"
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Duct tape won't fix that.
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Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
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Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
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We don't keep firearms in this house.
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Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
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You can't feed that to the dog.
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I thought Graceland was tacky.
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No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
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Wrasslin's fake.
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Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
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We're vegetarians.
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Do you think my hair is too big?
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I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
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Honey, do these bonsai trees need watering?
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Who's Richard Petty?
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Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
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Deer heads detract from the decor.
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Spitting is such a nasty habit.
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I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
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Trim the fat off that steak.
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Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
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The tires on that truck are too big.
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I'll have the arugula and ridicchio salad.
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I've got it all on a floppy disk.
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Unsweetened tea tastes better.
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Would you like you fish poached or broiled?
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My fiancée, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
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I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
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Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
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Checkmate.
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She's too old to be wearing a bikini.
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Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
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Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we
haven't seen.
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I don't have a favorite college team.
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Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
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I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
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Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
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Elvis who?
